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Friday, August 19, 2005

This Is Going To Be Funny

A new comic book mini series is scheduled for release in October of this year, and the creator has already received two death threats and one suggestion that he off himself. And it's only going to get worse.

What's the big deal? Well, the series is set in 2021, and liberals have taken over the United States. Osama bin Laden is Afghani ambassador to the UN, and Chelsea Clinton is the US President (with Mikey the Moron as her VP). The heroes in this little nightmare? G. Gordon Liddy, Ollie North, and Sean Hannity (complete with mechanical enhancements created by Oscar, a "peaceful Muslim").
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L. ...The F.O.I.L. Organization is forced underground by the “Coulter Laws” of 2007; these hate speech legislations have made right-wing talk shows, and conservative-slanted media, illegal. Our weakened government has willingly handed the reins of our once great country to the corrupt United Nations. The Department of Political-Correctness is required to assist U.N. monitors to properly edit all print and broadcast media. Live broadcasts are a thing of the past; all transmissions are monitored by the U.N. and any ‘offensive’ material is dumped.
Do you even have to ask if I'm going to get these? I don't even really like comic books, and I'm going to read these, if for no other reason than this quote from the series' creator:
If he's successful in duplicating that experience, "comic shops nationwide will be rushed harder than a Ted Kennedy assault on a Liquor Barn grand opening!"

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