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Monday, August 16, 2004
Survivor, Texas Style
Someone emailed this to me, and I don't know who wrote it. I'm sorry if I'm borrowing your stuff. It's too great not to post!
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning
to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go
on to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
read: "I'm gay......I love the Dixie Chicks......Boycott Beef......I
voted for Al Gore......George Strait Sucks......Hillary in 2004......I'm
here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning
to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go
on to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
read: "I'm gay......I love the Dixie Chicks......Boycott Beef......I
voted for Al Gore......George Strait Sucks......Hillary in 2004......I'm
here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
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Sorry, but I have to post a small quibble here...Austin no longer counts anymore--in fact they'd be hailed as too Conservative in some Austin circles now. It's so Liberal the natives crap weed resin, pee Kool-Aid, and bleed patchouli oil. Bleagh!
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
# posted by 
: 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
Yeah, Denita, Austin is a liberal haven, but look at it this way... it's the only rest stop on their whole trip!
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