Yeah, Right, Whatever

Castro calls W deranged. Well... um... I guess he'd know.

The Cuban leader, wearing his olive green military uniform, linked Bush's government to corruption and torture. He said he closely watched the U.S. leader's inauguration speech Jan. 20 and saw "the face of a deranged person."

"If only it were just the face," he said to roars of applause by educators from 52 countries at the conference. The Cuban leader also warned against a potential invasion by the United States, a theme often repeated in public addresses. Washington has said repeatedly it has no plans to attack the Caribbean island.

"If they make the mistake of attacking this country, well Mr. Bush, or whoever will be there, I recommend to you it would be better if you use 50 nuclear bombs to exterminate all of us," he said.

Uh... no, thanks, Fidel. Once you're cleared out of there, we'd really like to be able to vacation there. And the idea of freeing all those people you oppress... ah... gives me warm fuzzies just thinking about it.

As for President Bush being "deranged"... coming from you, I'm sure he's taking it as a compliment.