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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Animal News (LONG post... funny ending...)
Well, Blogspot ate this post earlier today, so let's try it again...
There isn't much worth writing about in the "normal" news, so I thought I'd cover a few animal stories. Some of these are pretty interesting...
During one of those blistering summer days, we decide to go to Grant's Farm. (If you're ever in STL and have some free time, check it out. Maybe you can find a zonkey or a zony.) So, we take the tram to the Garten, and then we start wandering around, looking at all the animals. (Yeah, I know. Camels and eagles and goats and pigs and deer are kind of lost on toddlers. I was having fun, though.) T2 was off getting "freshened up", and I had T1 in the double stroller. We walked over to one of the corrals where a mamma Clydesdale and her new baby were being displayed for the first time.
Have you ever seen a Clydesdale? I mean up close and personal, not in a Budweiser commercial. They're beautiful, amazing animals, standing 18 hands (6ft) high at the shoulder and weighing over 2000 pounds. Here's a photo, but it just doesn't do them justice: Even the babies are HUGE.
So... back to the story... I maneuver the stroller in so T1 can get a closer look. Mamma has positioned herself between Jr and the fence (and the people) like any good mom would do. This is awesome! I think to myself. T1 has been on a horse, but he's never been near one of these beauties. He's so close he can almost touch her. This is amazing! Right about this time, I see Mamma start sniffing, not really flaring her nostrils, but just sniffing the air... right around T1. (I did mention that it was - seriously- about 110 degrees, right? And that the humidity in STL when it's that hot is... oh... about 487% That is important to the story right now...) Hmmm... that's interesting... she must smell the soap... or maybe the shampoo... or ... OH NO! Sweat!!!
Before I could move, Mamma has clamped on to T1's little noggin and started sucking on it like it was a saltlick. He didn't scream or react like he was in pain, so I just froze in place. What am I going to do? Everyone around me started freaking out, and I'm screaming inside, look people... she's being gentle... she knows he's just a baby... and she won't hurt him... as long as you DON'T SPOOK HER!!!!
About that time, she releases T1's head, gives me a look that said, yeah... uh... well... sorry 'bout that. Cute kid. Then she gave Jr a little nudge and wandered off to another part of the corral. I checked T1 over... his head wasn't even red, and he was perfectly fine. His mom was a little freaked, and Pompa was less than thrilled when I told him what happened, but T1 wasn't even phased by it. Didn't sour him to horses, or make him fear animals in general.
Then there was the time T2, also a toddler at the time, stuck his finger up a horse's nose... up to his elbow. Hmmm... wonder if they'll both end up being veterinarians...
There isn't much worth writing about in the "normal" news, so I thought I'd cover a few animal stories. Some of these are pretty interesting...
- Let's start off with Walmart. They're going to be shelling out major cash to buy up land to replace the wildlife habitats that its "corporate footprint" has destroyed. Way to go, guys! How bad did the Sierra Club rough you up, anyway?!?
- The UN is pressuring India to protect their tiger population.
The large cat's rapidly plummeting numbers prompted a United Nations conservation body to write Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh on Tuesday, urging him to accept help in saving the largest of cats from extinction.
Finally, something that the UN is doing that I almost agree with. The Indian government can't let their tiger population die out. - The birth of some pups near my old stomping grounds might signal a boost in the population of a species not usually found in the wild.
The potential for 26 new pups is a welcome development for those working to preserve the rare wolves at the Wild Canid Survival and Research Center in suburban St. Louis. It's not such good news for opponents in a long-running fight against the wolves' reintroduction into the wild.
- A neighborhood in Hawaii is waging war... against frogs.
The invasive quarter-sized frogs subsist on the same diet of insects as native birds and are seen by many in the state - including the Department of Land and Natural Resources - as a threat to local species.
Wait... Hawaii... if I remember correctly, they've got a bunch of animal rights fanactics there. They cannot be happy about this. Especially when one guy comments, "Let's nuke 'em!" teeheehee...
Although the sound of the frogs'"ko-KEE, ko-KEE" song is cherished in their native Puerto Rico, the coquis' loud chirping is unwelcome in the otherwise quiet neighborhoods of the Big Island and Maui, the island most impacted by the frogs. - Researchers in Utah are studying toxic newts and garter snakes. No... really...
Utah State University researchers who've been following the evolutionary battle between toxic newts and the garter snakes that prey upon them have discovered the molecular basis of the snake's defense against the poison.
A couple of questions. First, who do you have to anger to get the job of finding these newts? I don't WANT to find a newt that can kill ten people on its own. Second... who's paying for this research? Third... why? (FYI- the garter snake is winning... for now...)
As the garter snakes have raised their chemical defenses, the newts have become more deadly. The USU researchers found one newt carries enough neurotoxins of the same type found in Japanese puffer fish to kill 50,000 mice or 10 people. - From Hawaii again, we have this little gem. Some folks on Oahu are concerned about deep sea fish farms attracting sharks.
Sharks have been spotted around the Ewa Beach farm's four pens, which are each about the size of a small house and anchored in 150 feet of water.
Hmm... let's see... you're putting lots of food out... and you're surprised that predators show up? They're smarter than this... aren't they?
But the sharks have never caused trouble for workers at the facility, are seen only occasionally, and are exclusively of a species not known to be aggressive to humans - the sandbar shark, said Randy Cates, owner of the company that runs the cages, Cates International Inc.
There are about 40 varieties of sharks swimming about the islands, ranging from the inches-long pygmy shark to the resident bad guy - the tiger shark - held responsible for most attacks on humans.
Cates said the presence of sharks around his fish cages shouldn't be surprising. The cages function as an artificial reef and create a reef ecosystem, which naturally includes the predators. - Evidently the
flowers and chocolatesbamboo and eucalyptus leaves must have worked, because Bai Yun and Gao Gao, the two pandas at the San Diego Zoo have become amorous twice in recent days. How does one tell if... well... they actually... well... you know? And, seriously, gang... give the lovebirds some privacy already!!!!! - Speaking of babies...isn't this picture just precious?
This is a rare albino kangaroo. Mom is albino, as well. So is big brother. I think they're cute! What's amazing is that they were all born in Austria, not Australia. (So much for my "No Kangaroos in Austria" t-shirt!) - Scientists have figured out how to make remote-controlled fruit flies.
Using the lasers to stimulate specific brain cells, researchers say they were able to make the flies jump, walk, flap their wings and fly.
What I don't get is how this study will help study human overeating and violence. Maybe they should study fat, angry people instead. Just a thought...
Even headless flies took flight when researchers stimulated the correct neurons, according to the study, published in the April 7 issue of the journal Cell. - From the Northeast, we have the case of car v. moose. (Here's a hint... no one wins that one.)
For decades road officials have relied on warning signs and publicity campaigns such as New Hampshire's "Brake for Moose" bumper stickers.
Ya think? They're big. They're stubborn. They put big holes in your windshield and roof. And, if they survive the impact, they're coming after YOU.
But now some traffic engineers around the country are experimenting with redesigning roads to accommodate wandering wildlife and using high tech laser and infrared devices, developed for space exploration and anti-missile systems, to warn motorists when a moose wanders into the road.
"We're investigating ways to manipulate the drivers and also ways to manipulate the animals," said John Perry, a biologist with the Maine Department of Transportation. "And when moose are involved, it might be easier to manipulate the driver." - In Wisconsin, they're trying to legalize hunting... of cats. Feral cats, to be specific.
At meetings across the state Monday night, residents in 72 counties were asked whether free-roaming cats should be listed as an unprotected species.
Hmmm... I need to see if it's legal to hunt them in Texas. 'Cause, you see... we have a bunch of cats in our neighborhood... and I know they don't all have homes... - This last one is just... funny... There's this Bosnian pop star... who was making a video... at a stables... and had some carrots in her back pocket...
A horse saw a carrot she had been carrying to feed the horses sticking out of her back pocket and went to eat it.
Jana obviously hasn't spent much time around horses. But, dang, that had to hurt!
But the horse grabbed a chunk of Jana's bum as well as the carrot.
During one of those blistering summer days, we decide to go to Grant's Farm. (If you're ever in STL and have some free time, check it out. Maybe you can find a zonkey or a zony.) So, we take the tram to the Garten, and then we start wandering around, looking at all the animals. (Yeah, I know. Camels and eagles and goats and pigs and deer are kind of lost on toddlers. I was having fun, though.) T2 was off getting "freshened up", and I had T1 in the double stroller. We walked over to one of the corrals where a mamma Clydesdale and her new baby were being displayed for the first time.
Have you ever seen a Clydesdale? I mean up close and personal, not in a Budweiser commercial. They're beautiful, amazing animals, standing 18 hands (6ft) high at the shoulder and weighing over 2000 pounds. Here's a photo, but it just doesn't do them justice: Even the babies are HUGE.
So... back to the story... I maneuver the stroller in so T1 can get a closer look. Mamma has positioned herself between Jr and the fence (and the people) like any good mom would do. This is awesome! I think to myself. T1 has been on a horse, but he's never been near one of these beauties. He's so close he can almost touch her. This is amazing! Right about this time, I see Mamma start sniffing, not really flaring her nostrils, but just sniffing the air... right around T1. (I did mention that it was - seriously- about 110 degrees, right? And that the humidity in STL when it's that hot is... oh... about 487% That is important to the story right now...) Hmmm... that's interesting... she must smell the soap... or maybe the shampoo... or ... OH NO! Sweat!!!
Before I could move, Mamma has clamped on to T1's little noggin and started sucking on it like it was a saltlick. He didn't scream or react like he was in pain, so I just froze in place. What am I going to do? Everyone around me started freaking out, and I'm screaming inside, look people... she's being gentle... she knows he's just a baby... and she won't hurt him... as long as you DON'T SPOOK HER!!!!
About that time, she releases T1's head, gives me a look that said, yeah... uh... well... sorry 'bout that. Cute kid. Then she gave Jr a little nudge and wandered off to another part of the corral. I checked T1 over... his head wasn't even red, and he was perfectly fine. His mom was a little freaked, and Pompa was less than thrilled when I told him what happened, but T1 wasn't even phased by it. Didn't sour him to horses, or make him fear animals in general.
Then there was the time T2, also a toddler at the time, stuck his finger up a horse's nose... up to his elbow. Hmmm... wonder if they'll both end up being veterinarians...