Yeah, Right, Whatever

Nothing screams trailer trash than a skinny blonde wandering through Wal Mart, grumpy (but very cute) kiddo in the cart, wearing a neon pink strapless terry cloth mini-dress (you know the kind that are coming back in style for no apparent reason- with the 8-inch elastic weave at the top), plastic high heel flip flops (guess I can't call them "thongs" anymore), and her hair up in a sloppy pony tail so that everyone can see the birth control patch on the back of your shoulder.