Yeah, Right, Whatever

Nice to know Whacko Jacko has seen the light. Come to his senses. Grabbed something vaguely resembling a clue.

Michael Jackson's Web site trumpeted his courtroom vindication Tuesday... while his lawyer vowed his client wouldn't be sharing his bed with boys anymore. "He's not going to do that anymore," attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. told NBC's Today. "He's not going to make himself vulnerable to this anymore."

You know, I really thought he would have figured that out after he forked out how many millions of dollars to some other kid who accused him of things I'd really rather not think about, thankyouverymuch. But Jackson obviously didn't, because he found himself in that same situation not too many years later. And having three children by in vitro didn't really help his reputation.

Rumor has it that Whacko Jacko is going to try to get his music career back out of the gutter. That will make his psycho fans (you know... the ones who have been at the court house every day) happy. These people came from all over the world. Do they not have jobs? Now they can go find gainful employment so they can buy all his new cds he'll be cranking out.

Do us a couple of favors, Mike... stay away from kids... stay away from the public eye for a while... take a nap... and, for goodness sake, have a sandwich or two.

MSM... can you do us a favor, as well? He was found "not guilty"... LET IT GO.