Yeah, Right, Whatever

Country Music

Rush Limbaugh

The 4^th of July

ice cream

funnel cakes

football

Ronald Reagan

baseball

The Gateway Arch

jazz

Billy Joel

CSI

eating pizza with your fingers

The Constitution

buffalo wings

The Grand Canyon

one language, so many dialects

every possible climate

original Coca-Cola

The Declaration of Independence

Budweiser

cowboys

corn

Thanksgiving

mega-marts

Mount Rushmore

Toby Keith

Memorial Day

apple pie

Texas

The Mississippi River

Monday Night Football

USMC

blue jeans

The Wild West

the mall

BBQ

superheroes

Bon Jovi

SUVs

Emeril

Bill Haley and the Comets

US Army

Jack Daniels

NASDAQ

cheeseburgers

church on Sunday… or whenever we want

disease of the week movies

ESPN

jambalaya

county fairs

Mickey Mouse

rodeos

grits

deer jerkey

the American Flag

Aerosmith

grilled pork steaks

The Super Bowl

drive-ins

pick up trucks

Jelly Bellys

NRA

US Navy

Brad Stine

toobin’

The Holidays

Saturday morning cartoons

NASCAR

The Smithsonian

Rock’n’Roll

homecoming

hush puppies

Boeing

US Air Force

s’mores

The World Series

Fox News

RVs

Bob Hope

baseball caps

Freedom of Speech

chili

Jeeps

Wendy’s

t-shirts

National Parks

Billy Graham

The Sooners

hayrides

The Electoral College

rootbeer floats

Peanuts

pork and beans

The National Anthem

cowboy boots

US Coast Guard

cookie dough sales

Bald Eagles

fried catfish nuggets