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Sunday, October 23, 2005
Eye Lids at Half Carafe
It is with a heavy heart (and droopy eye lids) that I must tell you of the passing of my coffee maker. The Mr. Coffee kicked the grinder last night after attempting an evening pot of java.
My Mr. Coffee had a full life. He was part of the family for over 10 years. He provided many, many pots of consciousness-giving brew to those who knew him. He is survived by his younger brother, the 4-cup coffee maker, a sister, Sunbeam the Hot Shot, and a distant cousin, the Espresso Machine.
Mr. Coffee will be interred next Friday at a local landfill following a brief yet emotional ceremony. In lieu of flowers, please share a cuppa joe with family and friends.
My Mr. Coffee had a full life. He was part of the family for over 10 years. He provided many, many pots of consciousness-giving brew to those who knew him. He is survived by his younger brother, the 4-cup coffee maker, a sister, Sunbeam the Hot Shot, and a distant cousin, the Espresso Machine.
Mr. Coffee will be interred next Friday at a local landfill following a brief yet emotional ceremony. In lieu of flowers, please share a cuppa joe with family and friends.
