Yeah, Right, Whatever

Police tasered a man who was breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately. There was only one problem... the guy was buck nekkid... and the police missed his torso.

A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

You know... a nice person would feel sorry for him. And I'm not feeling very nice right now.