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Johnny Depp moved to fwance because of all of the violence in Los Angeles. Because of the riots altercations between militant Islamic wannabes poor immigrants and the cheese eating surrender monkeys police, he can't live there anymore, either.

Hollywood star Johnny Depp is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he's considering abandoning his home in the country.

The Finding Neverland heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.

He has since divided time between the two continents - but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.

He says, "It's insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.

"I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.

"Now it's anything but. I don't know how they'll recover from this."

According to rumors floating around (check the comments), Johnny's timely departure from LA had as much to do with the violence there as it did to his friend River's death and some problems with his partnership in the Viper Room. And, you can't forget how much we Americans love him for all of his wonderful anti-America comments.

Where will he go? Who will love him now? Not us, that's for sure.