Yeah, Right, Whatever

If a doctor ever tells you, "This won't hurt a bit," he's lying. Or "You'll just feel a little pressure." That's another good one.

I've been told by numerous people that having a neurosurgeon injecting steroids into my lumbar disk will make it feel better. My only question is WHEN????

Yes, I would love some cheese with my whine. A nice Brie, perhaps. After I take a nap or something.