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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
All Cheney, All The Time
There's obviously nothing going on in the news. I mean, it's not like the Iranians are trying to get nukes or anything, right? No "moderate, peace-loving" Muslims rioting in the streets. That pesky skirmish in Iraq must be over. No potential terrorist threats in our own country. The Olympics aren't going on. There were never any WMDs in Iraq. Al Qaeda isn't poised to take over Pakistan.
That has to be the case, because the MSM is nothing but "Cheney-gate". These are just the highlights:
That has to be the case, because the MSM is nothing but "Cheney-gate". These are just the highlights:
- Cheney had to be drunk. (I mean, he had to be, right? It doesn't matter that, with his heart condition, there's a very good chance he's not supposed to drink alcohol at all.)
- The VP might be charged with manslaughter or negligent homicide if Mr. Whittington dies. (The MSM seems to be salivating at the possibility.)
- There must be more to the story since the White House kept this a "secret" for so long. (But there was nothing wrong with Harry Reid's staff keeping his stroke a secret, or the Clinton White House keeping Foster's suicide note a secret for 30 hours- while they cleaned out his office, or the way Senator Clinton's office shushed the car accident that she was involved in where a police officer was injured- and, yes, I know, she wasn't driving).
- Cheney was sending a warning to Scooter Libby not to tell tales.
- PETA wants the VP to take up tennis.
- "The VP hasn't shot anyone since Aaron Burr shot Hamilton." (Although this guy does point out that it took the Administration didn't release the information- it was discovered by gossip floating around Philadelphia.)
- Of course, the comedians are having a field day.
- Now, they're all in a tizzy because "Cheney is breaking his silence on FoxNews" - so it can't be legit.
