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Friday, March 24, 2006
News Ticker, YRW Style
Here are a few things that caught my eye this morning:
Adwaitya, possibly the world's oldest tortoise, has passed away.
Scientists think they know how Earth's water got here.
A young boy pays the price for knowing that a female can't be "Daddy."
911 calls go unanswered... because the dispatchers were on break.
Edwards is still trying to divide America. (The election is over, dude... way over.)
Cheney isn't quite the spoiled brat. but... Diet caffeine-free Sprite? I thought it was all decaf)-
uh... I didn't know snails had hands... 
A beer health spa opens (with a kegger?)
Barking doorbell leads to fine.
Close Encounters for Dummies?
Whale song can be diagrammed. (uh... Shamu... that was a dangling participle.)
Microscopic tunnels = bacteria on Mars?
Town council almost as bad as a homeowners association.
