Yeah, Right, Whatever

In Alaska, it's probably for delivery...

A tiny delivery joint, Airport Pizza, had opened several months earlier just steps from Nome's busy runways, and many of Savoonga's 700 residents were eager to try more than conventional pepperoni and plain cheese.

Nome's first and only pizza delivery service does a robust business in the western Alaska town of 3,500. But it really stands out for its free deliveries via commuter plane to more than a dozen other remote subarctic villages spread over a region about the size of Washington state.

Why do I get the feeling they don't guarantee a delivery time?

This is a great idea. Maybe they need to open a take-out Chinese place in the airport, too? Or several fast food places? Give them a bunch of choices. This could be big business... no, really...