Yeah, Right, Whatever: Your Morning Headlines

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

General:

I'm sorry, but she deserves to be sick. What was she thinking? Oh, wait... she wasn't.
Clinton (Bill, not Hillary) is being asked to testify at a Congressional hearing. This should be entertaining. Probably not informative, but entertaining.
Why did they even let him drive a Ferrari Enzo to begin with?
Time magazine wants the Bible taught in school? And Hell sees its first snowfall.
Man wins the batter to not take his meds... and kills his roommate. Is the judge responsible?
If you're going to risk crossing a river in order to get into the United States, this is probably the wrong one, especially this close to the Falls.
In a way, I agree with this judge. Women do have some responsibility in many cases (violent attacks not included). And "no" does mean "no." Always. But... here's a hint, guys... if she's barfing but seems willing, just walk away. It's an arrest waiting to happen.
Prisoners given the keys to their cells? No, prisoners don't deserve respect. They deserve punishment- that's why they're there.
Proof positive that banks are stupid. How in the world is a 102 year-old man going to pay off a 25 year mortgage?
How many DUIs do you have to get before you realize you have a problem? Evidently the number is more than 28.
Roger is mature and wise beyond his years. Grab a tissue before you start reading.

Politics:

Reason #348597345 not to vote for Hillary.
Here's Reason #348597346.
And she made it to South Park. No, I don't think I'll watch it.
The Supremes are being asked to reconsider parts of McCain-Feingold. We wish!!
ERA isn't as dead as everyone thought. Why, people? Why? (Rant to follow)
Fred's moving on up in the GOP polls. Run, Fred! Run!
Waxman really liked this book, didn't he?
Have you ever heard of Leo Penn? Neither had I, but, evidently, the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.
Nope. No bias there.

Science:

To quote the article, I'd hate to meet this frog's big sister!
Climate zones might disappear by 2100. uh-huh... suuuuure...
Pizza as health food? The boys will be happy.
Why do they study things like this? Because they can (and their brains would overheat if not kept constantly active).
Once again quoting an article, sometimes a green comet is just a green comet. Right?

Weird: