Yeah, Right, Whatever

A train derailed in Denver earlier today. Three tankers were damaged, and beer was spilled.

Three glass-lined tank cars carrying Coors beer were damaged and beer leaked from at least one of the cars onto the ground. The beer was headed from the Coors plant in Golden to its plant in Virginia.

No matter your opinion of Coors beer, that's still alcohol abuse.

You know... they really shouldn't have announced this to the public. Now, around the country, frat guys are plotting to hijack trains in order to grab the "super kegs." Just sayin'...