Yeah, Right, Whatever

You know, when I saw this moron's mug shot on Drudge, I really thought it was a joke. I mean, it looks like some skin head wannabe doodled on it instead of paying attention in trig, ya know? But, alas, no... he actually paid someone to make him look like this:

As The Smoking Gun pointed out, he "should be fairly easy to spot, considering his piercing blue eyes and that fetching soul patch." Yes, he was captured after his last escape. Go figure.