Yeah, Right, Whatever: The Ticker

Monday, August 20, 2007

Here's a look at the news (abbreviated thanks to all of my bookmarks being on my laptop... which is in the shop):

General:

While I am usually a fan of the country club branch of the US military, I really wish they would learn to share.
Londonistan takes one more step toward total dhimmitude.
You know, I almost feel sorry for this little boy. I probably would, if it wasn't for the fact that terrorism is real, and I still have to take off my shoes and go through heightened security thanks to some misunderstood members of his ~~religion~~ cult.
This mom is just stating the obvious.
Was this necessary? I mean... ew... (It's a proven fact that those who want to appear in public nekkid are the ones no one else wants to see.)
But... but... I wanna be an Indian, too... (I'd like everyone to notice the nice, nonjudgmental title to the article.)
She finally got the boot. Now go arrest everyone who helped her.
The Queen of Mean has passed away.
Nader must be bored.
Why does this surprise people? I mean... she's a mom. Her child was in trouble. It's what moms are supposed to do.

Politics:

Ann Rice is confused.
Never heard of her. Never want to hear from her again.
I love conspiracy theorists. They say the funniest things.
Memo to Hillary- he's not obsessed. It's just that you're like watching a train wreck. He can't help himself.
He's not dead yet? Come on, people. I'd love to try a mojito, and I made a pledge not to have one until he croaks.

Sports:

Science:

Oddities:

There is no reason for Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary to offer this degree program except to get more money from poor seminary students and their families.
How often do you find two stories about camels in the news on the same day?
Senator Leahy is going to be in the next Batman movie.

// posted by Beth @ 7:14 AM