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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
A Little Longhorn Humor... for all you Sooners out there
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor,
No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so
they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout
high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin , Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk
to school.
10. What do you cal! l it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to
resort to robbing people.
13. What's the first sentence in the UT playbook? "You have the right to remain silent."
14. Book 'em, Horns!
A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor,
No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so
they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout
high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin , Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk
to school.
10. What do you cal! l it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to
resort to robbing people.
13. What's the first sentence in the UT playbook? "You have the right to remain silent."
14. Book 'em, Horns!
