Yeah, Right, Whatever

OK... that's not entirely true. This round up with have some politics, but not much. I'm already burned out, and the real fun hasn't even started yet. (Note: some of the categories have changed for today).

General:

• Be prepared... to save a president's life.
  
• Why... that's just silly. (sorry... had to be done.)
  
• Of course Iran's going to say the tape is fake. I mean, do they really want the world to know (for sure) that they're stupid enough to challenge the US Navy in open water?
  
• I smell a lawsuit.
  
• Spell gone bad? Why do I get the feeling that the police will find out it was more cover up, less witchcraft?
  
• Pakistan may have identified the assassin.
  
• Michael Newdow can't be happy about this. (Did I already post about this? I can't remember.)
  
• A new baby and a new deportation order? Happy 2008, Mynor!
  

Politics:

• The Huckster doesn't want to amend the anchor baby laws, like a previous story suggests. (So... Minutemen... how do you feel about your candidate now?)
  
• Colin Powell likes Obama.
  
• The Clinton campaign really wanted people to vote yesterday... no matter where they might be living.
  
• Archie Bunker? Dang...
  
• Wyoming isn't sure about their caucus results.
  

Science:

• Just how far behind is UK's medical care?
  
• If it misses Mars, will it hit us? That would be... problematic.
  
• Well, there's a whole lot of "middle of nowhere" for them to be in out there, isn't there?
  
• awww... aren't they cute?
  
• If it's not one thing, it's another trying to destroy us.
  
• Make sure they change the plugs and wires, and don't forget to check the fluid levels, change the oil, and lube the chassis.
  

Misc:

• PETA gives Brittney Spears a pass for wearing fur... 'cause she's not all there upstairs.
  
• I guess he really didn't want to go to school.
  

Stupid Criminals:

• I don't know that he's the dumbest, but... he's in the running.
  
• uh... um... oops?
  
• If you're going to rob a bank, it pays to be observant.
  
• You stabbed someone... with a pork chop?
  
• Armed robbery works better if you're the only one armed.
  
• She gets labeled stupid only because she confessed to the kids.
• At least they won't get charged with murder.