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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Anything But the Primaries
OK... that's not entirely true. This round up with have some politics, but not much. I'm already burned out, and the real fun hasn't even started yet. (Note: some of the categories have changed for today).
- Be prepared... to save a president's life.
- Why... that's just silly. (sorry... had to be done.)
- Of course Iran's going to say the tape is fake. I mean, do they really want the world to know (for sure) that they're stupid enough to challenge the US Navy in open water?
- I smell a lawsuit.
- Spell gone bad? Why do I get the feeling that the police will find out it was more cover up, less witchcraft?
- Pakistan may have identified the assassin.
- Michael Newdow can't be happy about this. (Did I already post about this? I can't remember.)
- A new baby and a new deportation order? Happy 2008, Mynor!
- The Huckster doesn't want to amend the anchor baby laws, like a previous story suggests. (So... Minutemen... how do you feel about your candidate now?)
- Colin Powell likes Obama.
- The Clinton campaign really wanted people to vote yesterday... no matter where they might be living.
- Archie Bunker? Dang...
- Wyoming isn't sure about their caucus results.
- Just how far behind is UK's medical care?
- If it misses Mars, will it hit us? That would be... problematic.
- Well, there's a whole lot of "middle of nowhere" for them to be in out there, isn't there?
- awww... aren't they cute?
- If it's not one thing, it's another trying to destroy us.
- Make sure they change the plugs and wires, and don't forget to check the fluid levels, change the oil, and lube the chassis.
- PETA gives Brittney Spears a pass for wearing fur... 'cause she's not all there upstairs.
- I guess he really didn't want to go to school.
- I don't know that he's the dumbest, but... he's in the running.
- uh... um... oops?
- If you're going to rob a bank, it pays to be observant.
- You stabbed someone... with a pork chop?
- Armed robbery works better if you're the only one armed.
- She gets labeled stupid only because she confessed to the kids.
- At least they won't get charged with murder.