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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Headlines! Get Your Headlines!
Here's what caught my eye:
Breaking:
Breaking:
- Miami is mostly without power right now (officially a brown-out). The just said on FoxNews that both Turkey Point reactors scrammed, but there's no sign of terrorism. I'd like a second opinion, just in case.
- How did they get past security?
- An anti-smacking bill gets a smack down of its own.
- This is why sex offender laws need to be changed.
- Who replaced Governor Corzine with a tax-rebating, budget-lowering fiend? Can we replace more government officials like that? Please?
- Pakistan didn't mean to break YouTube.
- "It was just a snowball fight." This is so sad.
- Hugo no se gusta sus paisanos hablar inglés.
- One man's silence can be the same man's hearing.
- This is only going to get worse if we have universal healthcare. Just ask the UK or Canada.
- McCain's willingness to finish the fight in Iraq might just be his undoing.
- Now he's plagiarizing the President of Tatarstan? (I kid... really...)
- Obama's accuser had his 15 minutes. He might have gotten a few more if he had passed the polygraph.
- "Just take a pill" may not work unless you're really depressed.
- Why do I get the feeling they attracted more than a couple of tiger sharks? Un gran tiburón bianco, perhaps?
- I saw a Stargate episode about this. No, seriously.
- Scientists film an electron.
- Didn't HAL say to avoid Europa?
- I think my next vehicle purchase will be a GM product. Just sayin'...
- Icicles kill six in Russia.
- Fish and chips are evil. Evil, I tell you. Or something like that.
- Why not just send them to Curves?
- You know... if they were homeschooled, they wouldn't have to go to school in one of these.
- And people wonder why I homeschool?
- And my kids thought I was joking when I said that teenagers are dain bramaged.
- When I think of cops, grace usually doesn't come to mind. (And what does grace and politeness have to do with each other, anyway?)
- This provided with no commentary for a wealth of reasons.
- When you go to a hack'n'slash movie, you don't actually expect to get slashed, ya know?
- Hollywood insults West Virginia. eh... they're just inbred hicks... they won't care... right?
- He won't have "these memories," Sheila... he's ONE. It was all about you.
