Yeah, Right, Whatever

Last week, links to Edwards! The Musical made the rounds on the right side of the blogosphere. Funny. Twisted, but funny. A friend of mine sent me the link to something else on that same site... just as twisted, just as funny... if you know much about Lovecraft.

SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S

BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.

Coconut Creme Swirl


They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!


Chocolate Cherry Cordial


You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

A deranged architect? Well, that explains that. The rest are pretty funny, too. Go check 'em out.