Yeah, Right, Whatever

Who is this unfunny moron and does he even have $25,000 $50,000 to his name?

If you don't feel like clicking the links (and the 2nd one borders on nausiating), Doug Stanhope, a "comedian," is offering Bristol Paline $25,000 $50,000 to abort her baby and "move out of that draconian home." Lovely.

You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.

Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.

Who said Bristol doesn't want the baby? Levi had expressed his desire to not be a father in the past, but who are you, Dougie, to tell us if he's changed his mind or not? As for the world... the "world" won't be feeding the child- Bristol and Levi will. That's how parenting works.

If Bristol had wanted to abort the baby, she could have quietly gone to a clinic in Alaska, paid however much it costs (or had the foundation you're giving the money to pay for it), and had her "problem" quietly disappear without her "conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster" mother ever finding out. (Yes, that's what Dougie called Governor Palin in that link.) Teenagers do it all the time (unfortunately). With laws the way they are, teenagers, under the age of majority, can have major surgery without their parents' consent. They can't get their ears pierced without their parents' permission, but they can kill their unborn child.

I'm no longer shocked by the Left's reaction to those who choose Life. Saddened, sickened, but not shocked.