Yeah, Right, Whatever

In an earlier post, I mentioned a Wisconsin proposal that would legalize the hunting of feral cats. (For the record, I understand the need of it. I'm just not sure how I'd feel about it in suburbia. Know what I mean?) Well, I've been listening to talk radio today. Rush is dead set against it, and local talk show host Jeff Ward just wants to make sure that the hunters don't miss and hit his family.

What I thought was funny (in a truly morbid way, I'll admit) was some of the suggestions made by some of Jeff Ward's listeners. Some of them include:

• Setting up canned hunts, thus lessening the load on the local animal shelters.
• Putting "cat stands" in the tree in the front yard.
• Don't forget the kibble feeder set under the stand to attract all the little critters.
• Cat nip set out strategically to make target practice a bit simpler.
• The cat hunting guides will make a fortune- they'd know which neighborhoods to hit first.
• Enabling online hunting of the fuzzballs.

Like I said, morbid. But funny. Any other suggestions?